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Excerpts from
"My Little Book of Horror"
c Cara L. Kelley cKbooks & ReWriteInk - "Avocado Land" Media Distributors


In the Ground
Cara L. Kelley
c2005
Lay my body under sod
Let pass the time I smell like cod
Beneath the earth in a close fit pod
Skeleton with clothes
Even my boney feet shod
But, remember me when I had youth
When my smile had lips
And not just tooth!
end

IT'S OVER

It is over she said
To no one in sight
Had suffered inside
All through the night
Cried and sobbed and wept openly
At the loss of a loved one
That would no longer be
Someone to talk
To laugh with
To write
No more phone calls
Pictures
Giggles at night
No visions of tomorrow
Only remembering past
How there was pleasure
But the time went too fast
Now the future will be written
Without the shared cast
Except as a ghost
If the memories last

c2000Cara Kelley
Frozen Treats

I open my freezer door for a peek
The children aren't quite ready
And, one of them says "Eeek!"
I close the door slowly, now what can I eat
I was so looking forward to eating their feet
The cupboard is bare except for a bone
Of the last little victim I killed as it moaned
The phone starts ringing
I answer it quick
It is my mother calling about Sue, Gilbert and Mick
She ask to say a word, but, I tell her not now
She pushes and pushes, the old ugly cow!
"Okay! Come over later!"
I say
"In an hour, or, three"
"I'll be taking them out for dinner"
"And, then we will see..."
c1999


Til Death Do Us Part
(c)1999 All Rights Reserved
Cara L. Kelley

She looked in the mirror and saw the blood on her face. The deep gaps her cheating husband had
carved in her skin would be a constant reminder of this night and the bastard that she still feared
and now hunted thru their once peaceful house.

Her husband was stupid to think he could casually change the dinner conversation to "I am
leaving you" and think the knife in her hand chopping vegetables wouldn't be used on him. As
the blood boiled in her veins she had lashed out without thinking. Her eyes bulged out seeing the
slice she had made on his arm and a smile came to her lips as the red spilled out on his shirt and
began to drip on the floor. He had then picked up his own knife and the once kitchen aids now
became tools of destruction. She knew this had been a passionate relationship and wasn't rage
just another form of passion?

She wasn't sure how much time had passed as she stood there taking deep breaths and trying not
to focus on the pain she felt in numerous locations on her body. She hadn't had time to analyze
the damage yet, she would do that when it was over. The house looked like a war zone from the
assaults on both sides that had followed her initial slice into her hubby's arm and she now
stalked cautiously around the house, peering around corners, listening with the ears of a terrier.
She had told him she would never let him go, she had told him right from the beginning, and for
him to think she didn't mean it enough to admit he cheated on her and that the ***** was going to
take him away! He was a fool!

A rustling noise in the next room caught her attention. Perked ears, eyes, mind and body moved
forward towards the sound. As she peered around the corner a surprise thump on her neck
warned her of the pain to follow. Yep, only seconds away from the warning thud, the pain
started to rise and swell as her blood squirted out of her neck. She smiled and lashed out at the
tormentor she fought. Her knife fell short as her strength did, her blood came from an artery this
time. She felt strangely exhilarated and she licked the blood from her lips and tasted its sickly
sweet flavor. Her body, a mass of cuts and red from the blood. She fell against the door frame
and she slid to the floor. The two sets of eyes met once more, the eyes of this husband and wife.
Both sets of eyes were glazed with pupils dilated. Oddly enough, she noticed, they were both
smiling.

The last thought to cross her mind before she slumped lifeless on the floor was how the passion
had lasted thru the entire relationship and she kept her man until the end, one way or the
other.........

The End
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


BURIED ALIVE

"I have an axe to grind," she told the room
Looking around at bodies she'd exhumed
Pretending to see fear on their faces
She buries them anew
Each in freshly dug spaces
Once again the dirt is spilled
Individual ditches completely filled
But, it wouldn't be long
She knew in her heart
'Til she would be here again
With shovel and cart
Desire is strong to change each location
Lusting after the power of creation
Just a killing machine
With moments in between
Hiding her life and hoping not to be seen
c2004Cara Kelley

Here Kitty Kitty

Crunch, crunch, crunch goes the kitties feet
"Yum, yum, yum", she says as she eats
She eats the kitties backbone
Licks her lips
Then eats kitty ears
Starting with the tips
Munch, munch, munch
She chews on kitty skin
Even though to eat a kitty is such, such a sin
Kitty tail is left for last
Because it is so good
Yes, she ate her neighbors kitty!
Just because she could

c2000 Cara Kelley

Paint Him Black

Dexter cannot feed his soul
Even if this is his goal
His real life lived as a mole
A cloud over him black as coal
Don't you think he will ever be
Captured, caught and shown to you and me
As a man that is a killer bee
Dexter is a mole, you see
Coal black cloud, follows over he
c2009Cara Kelley



Songs for Dexter-


Killing Pool for Dexter
c2009
CKelley

I don't want to grow up
I don't want to go to school
I just want to float around in my swimming pool
Swim with the fishes in the deep blue sea
Why don't you come along and swim with me

(and repeat,repeat,repeat)



Dark Dexter On Tap
by
Cara L. Kelley
c2008

Dex te dexx dexx dex dex uh huh
Dex te dex dex dex dex te dex dex
Was a cold blooded killer, since the age of three
Killing real bad people is a game for he
He slices off a section, then he cuts all through
This is the real live Dexter, that he hides from you
Dex te Dex Dex Dex te Dex Uh hUh huhuhuh
Dex Uh Dex Te Dex Dex Dex Te Dex
Then he met girl, Rita, and, put in his seed
Now he'll be a poppa, though still uphold the creed
If he's known to strangers, he will make them bleed
Even brother Brian, couldn't get a clear read
Dex te dex te dex dex dex, Dex ta dex dex
Dexte Dexte DexDexDex
Doing the on tap Dexter
Yeah! Yo! Yeah!
Creed, creed, creed
Shifts and shakes, the moral code
This cannot be sold
He says "I'll make it mine"
Yes! Mine , mine , mine , mine
So, life is good for Dexter
He is doing fine uh huh!
Life is good for Dexter
He is doing fine! Uh huh!
Dark dark dark
Dark Passsenger!
Dark dark dark
Dark Passsenger!
If all the other cops did know
They surely would explode
All their blue black pistols they would
Load, load, load
Until then he's happy guy
Blood on his hands uh huh!
Until then he's happy guy, ...blood on his hands...uh huh~!!

(hip hop symphonic kettle and conga drums orchestrate these lyrics above)

Old Dexter by ckrelax 2008 Cara Kelley
Dexter and Miguel, much, much older, slightly hunch backed, grey haired and spectacles...
(Dexter"I didn't want to believe Miguels forgetfullness was alzheimers, but, at the bowling alley last week, it was obvious he didn't know where he was...."
(Miguel) Leans half cocked on his cane and rolls ball down wrong lane and when bowlers from that lane come up Miguel swears at them..."Dexter, (Dexter isn't right there) now you wear a disguise! How dare you!" (Miguels teeth slip and he straightens them in his mouth)"I'll kill you! (he continues his tyraiid) I'll kill you all! Wait!! I already did! I already killed you all!"
(Dexter) Shaking his head and pushing dark framed glasses back up his nose towards his eyes, Dexter walks over from his lane to the one where the commosion is and using both hands grabs Migeul's left arm at the elbow pulling him in the direction of the bowling alley exit. Miguel nearly drops his cane as he is hauled off. Dexter whispers in Miguel's ear in harsh tones, "Must I always have to cover up your messes??"
all rights are reserved on this page by -Cara L. Kelley (aka)CKRelax@aol.com(aka)"ReWriteInk"
My chopped from the headlines entry. Didn't win, but here it is anyway...

"Grove Reaper mulches avocado pickers during ten year killing spree"

[Dexter is confronted at the office elevators by Mazuka, who has news for Dexter, about Rita.]

Mazuka:
Dexter, I saw Rita kissing you neighbor!

Dexter:
A guy or a girl neighbor?

Mazuka:
What??!

Dexter:
Was she kissing a guy or a girl neighbor?

Mazuka:
Ahhh...a guy, your next door neighbor.

Dexter:
Okay...Was it lips, or, was there tongue?

Mazuka:
What? I don't know, lips! Hey, well, there could have been tongue...

Dexter:
Groping tongue, porn tongue? Or, was it just a little tongue?

Mazika:
Oh my gawd Dexter! Your sick!

[Mazuka quickly heads back to the lab].

Ding!!
[Elevator doors opens and Dexter steps in. He turns around, smiles, the doors close.]

end scene


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CKrelax Comedy Dexter 13 May 19 2009, 10:42 AM EDT by CKrelax
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Thread started: Dec 1 2008, 12:57 PM EST  Watch
Anyone care to write little tidbits that portray Dexter or other show characters in comedic situations?

Here is one from me...

Comedic dexter

Dexter and Miguel, older, slightly hunch backed, grey haired and spectacles...

(Dexter"I didn't want to believe Miguels forgetfullness was alzheimers, but, at the bowling alley last week, it was obvious he didn't know where he was...."

(Miguel) Rolls ball down wrong lane and when bowlers from that lane come up Miguel swears at them..."Dexter, now you wear a disguise! How dare you!" (Miguels teeth slip and he straightens them in his mouth)"I'll kill you! I'll kill you all! Wait!! I already did! I already killed you all!"

(Dexter) Shaking his head and pushing dark framed glasses back up his nose towards his eyes, Dexter goes over and using both hands grabs Migeul's left arm at the elbow pulling him in the direction of the bowling alley exit. He whispers in harsh tones, "Must I always have to cover up your messes??"
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