Serve Poetic Justice! Write a Dexter Haiku Time to dust off those middle-school poetry skills and contribute your original Dexter haiku, be it profound or humorous! It's as easy as counting to 5-7-5. Remember -- a haiku doesn't have to rhyme, but it must convey a feeling or experience. Your inspiration: Dexter and these fantastic poems penned by sugarboots. You could be handsomely rewarded for your creativity with cool Dexter swag.