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Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 12:10 PM EDT
Use your razor sharp wit to create a serial killer alias and make your own shocking headline that'll really slay the public.Could *you* be America's next favorite serial killer? The instructions are cut-and-dry: come up with a killer serial killer alias and reply to this thread with a sensational headline about your grisly exploits! Entries must be received by November 6, 2008 at 11:59:59 PM! Good luck! 45 out of 49 found this valuable. Do you?
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1. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 12:23 PM EDT
Grove Reaper mulches avocado pickers during ten year killing spree
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2. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 6:13 PM EDT
Chef's Service is Cooked
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3. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 6:13 PM EDT
Dial Tone Decapatator - leaving people hanging for over a month!
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4. Mr.Good Enters the"Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 7:11 PM EDT
Kindly old man buries girl alive with piano wire piercing her finger and toe nails and tied together behind her back, making it impossible for her to claw her way out.
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5. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 7:42 PM EDT
"Razorblade Rita Slices Yet Another!"
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6. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 7:45 PM EDT
Fat Freak causes mayhem in supermarket armed with a plastic fork and knife!!!!!
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7. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 8:24 PM EDT
Sharp Stan takes another stab!
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8. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 8:24 PM EDT
DOZENS OF MEN FOUND WITH PRIVATES CUT OFF WITH PIANO WIRE... WITH THEY EVER CATCH THE MUSIC MAKER5 out of 31 found this valuable. Do you? |
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9. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 8:41 PM EDT
Killer Gardener Clips Topiary and Family of Four
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10. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 9:21 PM EDT
Telemarketer Terrorizer Strikes Again; Public Cheers Him On?
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11. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 10:18 PM EDT
More people suspiciously chopped to pieces as link between keyed vehicles and criminal appears, whereas no further leads to the Key Avenger emerges.
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12. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 10:45 PM EDT
"More people suspiciously chopped to pieces as link between keyed vehicles and criminal appears, whereas no further leads to the Key Avenger emerges."Excessive Shark Sightings in the Gulf Of Mexico! Coast Guard Warns Swimmers to Stay Out! Meanwhile, in other news, "The Tanning Terrorist Strikes Again! Six More Sunbathers Disappear Leaving Behind Only Their Blood Stained Towels"! 6 out of 27 found this valuable. Do you? |
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13. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 11:39 PM EDT
Come to their house in the middle of the night, about 3 am-ish. Go through their front door by busting their keys, open their bedroom door and Shoot all both in the ear.
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14. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 11:43 PM EDT
DEEPLY DRILLING DENTIST DARKENS DOORSTEPS, DOZENS DEAD, DASTARDLY DEEDS DISCOVERED, DETECTIVES DISCLOSE DETAILED DESCRIPTION.
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15. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 23 2008, 11:57 PM EDT
Prostitute found decapitated and missing head !
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16. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 24 2008, 12:06 AM EDT
The Real Gulf Coast Ghoul Responsible For The Disappearance Of Copycat Wannabes! Challenges The Police Force With This Message! "Get Real" !
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17. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 24 2008, 12:15 AM EDT
The Gulf Coast Huntress Strikes Again! The heads of several gulf coast hunters reported missing for over a month have found been found stuffed and mounted in a run down shack deep in the woods on a hunting preservation. Several large bucks were roaming around with rifles strapped to their sides. A freezer on the property contained numerous body parts that are presumed to be body parts belonging to the hunters. DNA testing on the property shows only DNA belonging to the deer and the victims. Local authorities are stumped!
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18. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 24 2008, 4:30 AM EDT
Ivan the Terrifying Bursts the Eyes of Prostitutes before Eating Their Livers!!!!!
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19. RE: Enter the Dexter Wiki "Chopped From the Headlines" Sweepstakes
Oct 24 2008, 12:20 PM EDT
The Adjuster mauls unsuspecting disaster victims but sends insurance windfall to families
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